owner, pun machine, chief experience officer

+ chronic collaborator
+ “girl power” preacher, rosé advocate, hugger
+ footballer (please reach out if you play keep)
+ Trinity University (Texas) alumna/margarita analyst
+ Danny’s kindergarten crush

Fun fact: Known to steal the side pickle off unsuspecting friends’ plates.


resident handyman, human calculator, chief consumption officer

+ professional civil engineer
+ notoriously the last man standing
+ animal whisperer
+ University of Illinois alumni/wrestler
+ Melissa’s 2nd grade crush

Fun fact: Fastest talker in the Midwest.